This is just a fun thing I whipped together a long time ago. It's not scientific, "entertainment
purposes only", but some friends have told me that their horse-o-scopes are pretty accurate. Most
weird, no? Or do we only act upon self-fulfilling prophecy? Try the horse-o-scope and find out!
The original horoscope script was written by Timothy Joko-Veltman. Readings written by Christine Othitis.
| What it all means... |
| Your Horse: |
Your Wind Direction: |
| Andalusian - fire is in your blood. You are filled with passion and energy, but can be calm, cool and decisive. Others rely on you for your leadership and stability. Andalusians are naturally beautiful. |
North - stability, strength and power are on your side. You express your feelings in powerful ways. Try to avoid overblowing situations
|
| Appaloosa - others like you for your earthy and laid back personality. Although you may be flashy, you are not vain. Appaloosas may be self-conscious with the size and shape of their noses. |
South - those around you find your warmth cheerful and revitalizing. You are truly a ray of sunlight, sweeping gloomy clouds away.
|
| Arabian - fire tempered with emotion and sensitivity is your hallmark. When others recognize your need to be complimented, you can get along well with everyone. You are very loyal and not a quitter. Your stamina lets you get over the roughest obstacles. Try not to judge others by their appearance. |
East - others are enchanted by your mystic and playful qualities. You are a natural confidant and good at keeping secrets.
|
| Clydesdale - you have strong connections to the land. Natural spaces are where Clydesdales feel most at home. Others like you because you are dependable and hardworking, and never refuse to help out. |
West - your native wind is a source of comfort and security. The desire to roam and explore may overtake you sometimes. Periodically travel to different places to make sure you don't feel cramped and closed in.
|
| Morgan - you are able to draw on an inner strength to accomplish goals that cause others to give up. You seem to have boundless energy for life and learning. Your appearance matches your humble personality. You are a jack of all trades, master of nothing. |
Northeast - a strong but gentle personality is becoming to you. Everyone likes you because you are understanding, but try not to be the shoulder everyone cries on. |
| Mule - You truly have the best of both worlds, the smarts and stamina of a donkey, the size and good looks of the horse. Some may call you stubborn, but they need to realize that you deal only on your terms. While you may not be a leader, you are a good listener and are able to sort through the natter of others. |
Northwest - truly a restless soul, you are not readily satisfied. As such, however, you are a skilled bargainer. You often have great visions and ideas, and readily support others who will help you realize your goals. |
| Mustang - a wild and free spirit, you are not easily discouraged by putdowns. You have your own way of doing things, but are able to work in a group or by yourself. Conservation and preservation are causes dear to your heart. You see beauty where others see nothing. |
Southeast - you are a beacon of fun and good times. It might be hard for you to keep secrets, you have the gift of the gab and can't resist talking. When you do wrong, however, others are very forgiving because they know your actions were not malicious or intentional. |
| Paint - Sometimes, however, you feel as if you've been wearing the same clothes all your life. Changing your appearance can be revitalizing. You have a flair for wild patterns, but are always stylish. You excel in all areas and surprise those who think you have no substance. |
Southwest - Adventure is yours if you are willing to take it. Friends and family are never bored with your vacation slides. Poetry and music are important to you. |
| Quarter Horse - common sense and a gift for predicting future actions are your best strengths. You are at your best when working as part of a team. Quarter Horses may be ashamed of what they see as large hindquarters. |
|
| Shetland Pony - While you may keep a low profile, you have much to contribute if you are willing to give. Don't hold so many grudges, forgiveness is healing. On the other hand, you are extremely sympathetic. Don't let your short stature shortchange your life. |

|
| Standardbred - Many underestimate you, they think you are only able to do one thing. Show others your versatility and their minds will be changed forever! You appreciate balance, kindness and pleasant surroundings. Something of a gourmet, try not to overeat. |
|
| Thoroughbred - Pride and prejudice may be your downfall. Listen to others and not the nervous voices in your head. You often overlook details in the rush to get things down. Slow down and remember that not everything is a race. |
|